sexhaver:

if i made a post saying “gullible is written on the ceiling” yall wouldnt even look up youd just start making change.org petitions to stop people from writing “gullible” on ceilings and Signal Boosting PSAs about not letting someone write “gullible” on your ceiling and Spread It Like Wildfire

everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.
Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.
But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.

Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.

But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

striderbeegood:

strifamily:

there ya go

educational experience

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell motherfucker

the things i do for you people

charlesoberonn:

babies who were conceived when the Gigapause started are being born now.

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

nastywhitegirl:

i’m miserable as fuck

nastywhitegirl:

i’m miserable as fuck

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

dr-ravenclaw-winchester-in-221b:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

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Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

this is perfect

キュートしゃぼん♡*